I Blogged Myself

Why do you always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture, To read this blog, y'know.

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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Name And Shame

Just a tip: If you're gonna drive through two lanes of traffic, holding your mobile phone to your ear and chatting away, oblivious to the cars around you swerving everywhere to avoid your stupid, reckless, dangerous and inconsiderate weaving around between the two lanes, you'd be wise not to do it in a van that's plastered with your mobile number on all sides, genius.

In my opinion, if people wanted to make never-ending anonymous nuisance calls to 0418 744 232 by way of making you learn the error of your ways before you cause someone's death, I wouldn't say that'd be the worst thing in the world ...