I Blogged Myself

Why do you always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture, To read this blog, y'know.

Welcome to the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational blog since Kermit left just a little bit of the swamp in his pants.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Items For Sale - Lot 'D'

For all my American readers who didn't understand what a 'mobile phone' is, I now also have a 'cell phone' for sale, if anyone's interested.

Additionally, I have a high quality whizz-bang 'crash'-proof word processor available.

As usual, email me any offers.


At Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:27:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

I can't believe there are no offers.
How about a blackberry?

At Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:40:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Too obvious, surely. :)

At Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:46:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

I know. Just that it looked lonely in here. Everyone must be over at e-bay.

At Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:01:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

I appreciate it. Maybe I've flooded the market on all these wacky items I have for sale. I still have about ten more to go, but I'm thinking I may have to slow them down so people don't get too bored with them.

I only put this one up yesterday because I didn't have time (or the motivation) to finish Part 6 of my TV multi-post. It wasn't the initial plan. Unfortunately I still don't know when Part 6 will be coming ...

At Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:04:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

Man, you need a parking valet for that people mover of yours.

At Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:14:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Yeah, it has been made especially difficult because I keep the steering wheel down the front of my pants.

... Which is a truly hilarious way of saying that it's driving me nuts!


At Wednesday, November 30, 2005 2:34:00 am, Blogger Locket said...

I can't sleep but the cell phone made me laugh so hard I'm exhausted and can go to bed now.

Don't wanna buy it though. I want a blackberry (I like obvious)

At Wednesday, November 30, 2005 2:36:00 am, Blogger Locket said...

Okay and now I've just read the steering wheel comment, laughed whatever I had left to laugh, and then realised that I'll never get to use it as I am not blessed/cursed with said nuts.


At Wednesday, November 30, 2005 12:29:00 pm, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Locket's picture is my favorite one of Audrey. Love it.

Having said that . .. am I a complete loser that I actually have a typewriter VERY similar to the one you have advertised . . because I don't trust technology completely. I keep it under my bed. Just in case. Just in case.

At Friday, December 02, 2005 8:53:00 am, Blogger scaryasakitten said...

Hey cool, that's just the type i was searching for.

At Friday, December 02, 2005 9:16:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Hehe ... good one.

I have nothing.


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