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Monday, November 21, 2005

Items For Sale - Lot 'A'

I have a DVD Writer and a Palm Pilot for sale. Anyone interested, please email me.












13 Comments:

At Monday, November 21, 2005 10:12:00 am, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

very good mr bevis. any other pics or were they the creme de la creme?

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 10:16:00 am, Blogger Peter said...

What model Palm Pilot?

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 11:33:00 am, Blogger littlefaeriegirl said...

he
hehehe
mehehehehe
mheheeheheeehehee

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 12:11:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

MG, There are others, but I'm spreading them out over various other 'For Sale' posts.

Peter, I would say yes. It's a model Palm Pilot.

Little Faerie, glad you liked. :)

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 4:46:00 pm, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

How big are the fronds of the palm pilot?

Not sure I want a pilot that could "leave" in the middle of the flight.

Such a shit joke, that one.

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 4:51:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Nah, good one! :)

I wish I'd planted more gags in here myself.

Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite.

And you'd be quite impressed with the size of his nuts.

I'm going to branch out into other puns now. Hopefully you'll twig.

Time to take a bough.

I can't think of any to do with the DVD Writer, though. Chalk it up to a very black and bored day. Chalk it up to a very black and bored day. Sorry to be repetitive.

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 4:56:00 pm, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Again, I bough to thee.

Thou art such an artful jokester.
Be it the late hour or the massive quantities of alcohol consumed (It's midnight here and I've been drinking since 3 this afternoon), I can think of no humorous responses at the moment.

May I be granted pardon until the morning (where I will undoubtedly fail you again)?

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 4:58:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

"Those who pun and run away, live to pun (and fail) another day."

Flee granted.

Catch ya later. Cheers!

*clinks imaginary glass with Meghan's, in order to try to get her drunkerer*

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 8:27:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

I want an eye-pod, can you get me one?

 
At Monday, November 21, 2005 8:58:00 pm, Blogger Cape Man said...

I'm not dead yet.....

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:22:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Yay! Capey! Like Superman from the ashes (or something that makes sense), you have returned to us!

*parties like it's 2999*

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:20:00 am, Blogger sheriff of nothing said...

I will give you a dollar for the Palm Pilot!

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:32:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

So far, Sheriff, you're the top bidder.

 

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