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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Items For Sale - Lot 'B'

i-Pod for sale. Email me with your best offer.

Clokeeeey has first option.










24 Comments:

At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:20:00 am, Blogger sheriff of nothing said...

Do you think they are edible?

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 9:31:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Eye do.

(If you try, though, you might retina'm.)

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 10:18:00 am, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

The Eyes have it - this is a great post!

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 11:05:00 am, Blogger sheriff of nothing said...

ha 8oP

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 11:20:00 am, Anonymous Little Faerie Girl said...

I pissed my pants because that is so funny mwahahahaaa

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:32:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

I put it to the vote and the Eyes have it.
Only question is, will it play videos?

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 12:44:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Clokeeeey, I'm not sure about that, but it'll be able to watch videos like crazy!

Little Faerie Girl, are you taking the piss? (Or just giving it away?)

Thanks, MeghansDiscontent. I was just hoping it wouldn't be too cornea.

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 1:07:00 pm, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Somebody (Clokey) doesn't read the comments before commenting. :) I don't know what's funnier . . that that was a shite joke to begin with or that someone else repeated it unknowingly. :)

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 1:30:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

C'mon now, be a good pupil.

My sister Iris will come in here and teach you a thing or two about manners if you're not careful. And then you'll be seeing double.

Let's patch up our friendships now.

Try not to lash out again; it's two low-brow.

(I keep blind-sighting myself with this great puns!)

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 1:44:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

Sorry, meaghan but your comment eye could not see! As eye had first dip, all my shite jokes will supersede all the others and be deemed supreme.

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 1:45:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

also, someone pulled the wool(en cap) over my eyes.

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:16:00 pm, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Dying over here!
I have been bested.
Clokeeey is the new king of comebacks.
Bev, you have the best blogging friends. Color me Kermit green with envy!

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 2:46:00 pm, Blogger problematic said...

you guys are visionaries.

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 3:07:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Ha! Well done Cotton, and good to hear from you again.

(I should have seen that one coming.)

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 3:26:00 pm, Blogger Creaky Boy said...

What about poking an eye out with a piece of lead piping?

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 3:34:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Yes, always good for a laugh.

 
At Tuesday, November 22, 2005 7:34:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

Meaghan, pssssst, it's not kermit, it's robin.

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 1:23:00 am, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Umm, Robin, what is this of which you speak??? Robins egg blue? Do you know an alien chick (intimately??) named Robin whose attentions have made you long for others to be her shade of green?

I'm so LOST!

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 8:01:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

It's alright Meghan, he's just letting you know that the little frog in my bio pic is Kermit's tiny nephew Robin.

But either way, your instruction to colour you Kermit green was in keeping with the overall theme of this blog (and possibly all you meant anyway).

People often assume the bio pic is Kermit, but Robin's actually much smaller and cuter than that. Clokeeeey's just lookin' out for me (it's come up before).

No problems, though. :)

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 8:11:00 am, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Eureka! Clear as a bell now.

No problems. I was just making reference to the Muppets at large, but glad to know about Robin. :) Thank you for clarifying.

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 9:37:00 am, Blogger scaryasakitten said...

‘igh class punning, rarely do we see such (vitreous) humor.

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 10:42:00 am, Blogger Djali said...

Aye

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 11:19:00 am, Anonymous Rendang said...

Random acts of robble gobble
Whoopin and Hollarin if ya hear me
Whats in your kettle maid marion?
Who ate the last biscuit?

 
At Wednesday, November 23, 2005 12:13:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Tuesdays in October.
With fish! With fish!
Hatchet tapestry grass over melon.

*applause*

 

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