Items For Sale - Lot 'C'
Mobile phone - one owner, low mileage. $500 ono.
Also looking to sell an old Commodore 64. Fairly good condition, still runs.
Email me with your details.
(If anyone wants to make an offer on the haircut in the first picture, be my guest.)
posted by BEVIS @ 8:15 am
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8 Comments:
Who likes Elvira here?
Sorry Bevis, could you just jog my memory, what type of batteries does the phone run on?
Mr Kahfarknarkle, I think the more appropriate question would be, "Who doesn't like Elvira here?"
ScaryAsAKitten, I believe they're size 9 and a half (volt) batteries, in mens black leather. A very unusual brand, but if you ask at specialty stores, they're sure to look at you funny.
Locket, sorry about that. The Commodore runs three or four metres a day, so he's a little slow. (But come on! He's 64!) I should also point out that some of his keys are sticky, and that his mouse has run away.
Sheriff of Nothing, I'm not sure how talented you are in the ways of gymnastics and yoga and contortion, but good luck to you. $700 is the current bid, ladies and gentlemen. Do I hear $700.25?
MY partner needs a new mobile, does it come in a heel?
No, sorry.
They tried it, but too many women* killed themselves by accidentally stabbing their brain through their ear with the stiletto heel when answering a phone call, so they had to ban the model before it advanced past the prototype stage.
* I won't say "blondes" here.
I was also after a Commodore Amiga, can you get me one.
I know you like a challenge.
*Sigh* :)
Okay, I just KNOW I have one back here somewhere.
Gimme a sec ...
*rumages*
Here! No, that's a Ford Festiva. Nobody wants that ...
*rumages some more*
Ah! This is what I was looking for! It's the closest thing I have. Let me know your best offer.
It's a Commodore Amigo.
You just know his name is Jaun.
I am laughing out loud about the Ford Festiva. I sit next to a guy who drives one and he is being mercilessly ribbed about it by his two "red neck" co-workers. They both would agree, no one wants a Festiva.
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