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Friday, November 25, 2005

Items For Sale - Lot 'C'

Mobile phone - one owner, low mileage. $500 ono.

Also looking to sell an old Commodore 64. Fairly good condition, still runs.

Email me with your details.

(If anyone wants to make an offer on the haircut in the first picture, be my guest.)


At Friday, November 25, 2005 10:04:00 am, Anonymous Mr. Kahfarknarkle said...

Who likes Elvira here?

At Friday, November 25, 2005 10:59:00 am, Blogger scaryasakitten said...

Sorry Bevis, could you just jog my memory, what type of batteries does the phone run on?

At Friday, November 25, 2005 11:16:00 am, Blogger Locket said...

you just made me snort coffee through my nose. Commodore.

How many Ks does he run?

At Friday, November 25, 2005 11:49:00 am, Blogger sheriff of nothing said...

I will give you $700 for the phone - no doubts I could get that to my ear whilst still on my foot - Ooo wouldn't that be fun!!

At Friday, November 25, 2005 4:20:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Mr Kahfarknarkle, I think the more appropriate question would be, "Who doesn't like Elvira here?"

ScaryAsAKitten, I believe they're size 9 and a half (volt) batteries, in mens black leather. A very unusual brand, but if you ask at specialty stores, they're sure to look at you funny.

Locket, sorry about that. The Commodore runs three or four metres a day, so he's a little slow. (But come on! He's 64!) I should also point out that some of his keys are sticky, and that his mouse has run away.

Sheriff of Nothing, I'm not sure how talented you are in the ways of gymnastics and yoga and contortion, but good luck to you. $700 is the current bid, ladies and gentlemen. Do I hear $700.25?

At Friday, November 25, 2005 10:06:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

MY partner needs a new mobile, does it come in a heel?

At Saturday, November 26, 2005 1:29:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

No, sorry.

They tried it, but too many women* killed themselves by accidentally stabbing their brain through their ear with the stiletto heel when answering a phone call, so they had to ban the model before it advanced past the prototype stage.

* I won't say "blondes" here.

At Saturday, November 26, 2005 9:26:00 am, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

I was also after a Commodore Amiga, can you get me one.

I know you like a challenge.

At Saturday, November 26, 2005 4:05:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

*Sigh* :)

Okay, I just KNOW I have one back here somewhere.

Gimme a sec ...


Here! No, that's a Ford Festiva. Nobody wants that ...

*rumages some more*

Ah! This is what I was looking for! It's the closest thing I have. Let me know your best offer.

It's a Commodore Amigo.

At Sunday, November 27, 2005 9:34:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

You just know his name is Jaun.

I am laughing out loud about the Ford Festiva. I sit next to a guy who drives one and he is being mercilessly ribbed about it by his two "red neck" co-workers. They both would agree, no one wants a Festiva.


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