It's Fabian's Wedding Day!

I wish Fabian and his diminutive fiancee the very best of days today as they walk down the aisle and become husband and wife (after which I will have to call them "Fabian and his diminutive wife" - a change I am ready to embrace).

They are both delightful people and I trust this day will be a joy for them both to remember always.

As I am their official videographer for the day*, I will do my absolute best to capture all the most joyous moments of the day on film, so they can watch it back on the DVD in a couple of months' time as they snuggle together on the couch, then again on their first year wedding anniversary as they snuggle together on the couch, then in five years when things are rocky as they sit in their separate arm chairs, then at their 50th wedding anniversary as they squat uncomfortably in their wheelchairs, then once one of them has passed away at the age of 80**, then handed down to their grandkiddies (who will never watch it), then finally sold as a drink coaster at a garage sale in the year 2097 for $5.

But before we get too far ahead of ourselves: Have a great wedding day, guys. I'm sure it'll be a fantastic day for you both.

"Hope you get a leg over."

:)



* Insofar that they're not getting a professional videographer but have asked me to play that role - for which I am chuffed - so technically I'm their official video guy.

** I'm tipping he'll go first, as she's a doctor. Although maybe that means she'll be able to look after him better than he'll be able to look after her ...