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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Items For Sale - Lot 'I'

At Elaine's request, I am selling my old cast iron constitution.

First in, best dressed.


At Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:12:00 am, Blogger sublime-ation said...

I'll bid. I've always wanted one of those. Just in time for Christmas to!

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:24:00 am, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Where do you come up with these?? I love them!

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:51:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Sublime-ation, I thought it'd be well-timed. I'll let you know if you're the winning bidder.

MeghansDiscontent, thanks. I guess I just have a lot of junk in my garage that I'm looking to sell.

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005 1:44:00 pm, Blogger elaine said...

I'll bid a kidney and my left lung.

Won't need 'em if I win.

ps Are you sure that it's cast iron? I don't want an inferior metal.

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005 2:40:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Yes. I ironed it myself.

At Tuesday, December 20, 2005 3:42:00 pm, Blogger elaine said...

yes, yes, but I don't want pressed metal!

At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 7:55:00 am, Anonymous Shan Fan said...

Is this a site dedicated to Shannon Noll? I TAG everyone to comment in this post about what your favourite "Nollsy" moment is

At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:35:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

It's a toss-up for me between him stuffing up his high notes throughout the entire run of Australian Idol (series one), and him not winning the series at the end.

At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 11:48:00 am, Blogger sublime-ation said...

I'm with you Bevy, plus wan't there something about him seeing prostitutes?
I know it sounds mean, but I laughed when I read that he had had a tractor injury... I also love that the name of his home town sounds Condom.

At Wednesday, December 21, 2005 12:37:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Let's not forget that he lost his license due to speeding / drink-driving / operating a vehicle with a teeny tiny little pea-brain.


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