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Thursday, December 08, 2005

Cotton's New Bio Pic Competition

Travis Cotton, of Cottonwood Enterprises Pty Ltd, has been running a competition this past week for us readers to come up with an alternative bio pic for him.

At the time of writing, this is his current pic:

My three entries for the competition were these:

What do you think?


At Thursday, December 08, 2005 4:24:00 pm, Blogger sublime-ation said...

aagh! and

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 5:33:00 pm, Blogger Adam said...

Number the one.

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 5:43:00 pm, Anonymous Jimmy Jam said...

Ratchet the Hank

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 6:03:00 pm, Blogger meghansdiscontent said...

Gay wrestling.
Gay wrestling.

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 8:41:00 pm, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

cotton won't go for any of them, methinks.

paul has a false leg? was that from the plane crash?

lyn annoys the bejesus out of me too. all that blinking and head shaking. so, so subtle.


At Thursday, December 08, 2005 9:05:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

Dude, join the queue, you've been rejected on all 3 accounts. But a muppet did make it through.

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 9:53:00 pm, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

[consolatory hugs]

go and vote for mine. white shoes.

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 11:09:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Sublime-ation, very eloquently put.

Adam and Jimmy Jam, I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but good on you for giving it a red-hot go.

MeghansDiscontent, I thought that was a good one for the ol' super-valuable shock-laugh, but I guess as the song says, "it goes to show you never can tell ..."

MG, where have you been, girl? Paul has a false leg from the fall off the cliff when the mobsters (the leader of whom Paul recently suspected of being the bomber and who was found poisoned to death by the same poison that was on Izzy's letter) were chasing him through the 'wilderness' and left him to die about half-way through the year.

Also, I thought of what I'd said about her not getting Paul's point about the job being his PA and Paul smiling at her weirdly when they did the "previously on Neighbours" bit tonight - and laughed. I hope you saw it; it underlined what I'd said about it!

*Ahem* And finally, how'd you know Cotton wouldn't go for any of my entries? (Okay, so number 2 was a given, but that was just there for laughs anyway. I thought the first one was a great option, but maybe it was too cute. Did anyone 'get' that it's a Cottontop Monkey? I have a feeling that clever fact may have been lost on young Travis ...)

Clokeeeey, thanks for the condolences, but he has actually taken one of mine into the 'finalist' category anyway - from my "unofficial" entries which I submitted on email and in his now-deleted comments section. Mine's the angry old German man at number 3. Personally, I didn't think it was as good as some of the others, and maybe he was just trying to make everyone feel good by including one of each person's entries, but I'm fine with that. At least he thought of me. I want to cry now, I feel so warm inside.

MG (again), thanks for the virtual hug. I notice Clokeeeey wasn't in a hugging mood, the heartless so-and-so! ...

I'm going to treat my vote very carefully. One thing I've learnt over the years is that people who waste their vote have to suffer horrific Federal Governments. :)

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 11:21:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

Dude, Now that I know you are part of the 'elite' 15, I turn my back on thou. If you want me I'll be sulking in the corner, just over there ->

At Thursday, December 08, 2005 11:28:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Sorry Clokes ... I don't make the rules. (I just break 'em.)

Wasn't the footballer yours? I'm not big on footy, but I remembered you submitting a few of those. Clearly by your reaction, though, somebody else did as well.

Sorry for assuming we were all included in the finalists. I guess we weren't. I'm not gloating about it. I hope you can tell.

Come out of the corner. Let's go down the street to the milk bar and get a bag of mixed lollies.*

* NOT a metaphor!

At Friday, December 09, 2005 11:22:00 pm, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

i only knew it was a cottontop monkey by it being in the url link... it IS cute but i just didn't think he'd go for any of them. i am surprised he went for the footballer one, and a couple of others as well. sorry. i am quite smug about my white shoe entry. oh alright, make that alot smug. i don't expect to win, but i feel i played well. and that's what counts. isn't it?

At Saturday, December 10, 2005 8:03:00 pm, Anonymous Her Radicalness said...

I love tamarins! They're one of my favourite animals!


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