I Blogged Myself

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Friday, December 09, 2005

Rate My Life

Presumably on a score out of ten, ...

This Is My Life, Rated
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

The link at the bottom of the table takes you to the site so you can create your own life assessment. I'm surprised I did so well overall (I was completely honest - no exaggerated or comically-wrong answers were given). I guess things are pretty much OK.

The secret to getting a 9.1 for 'Love'? Being married to the best person in the world.


You can all go about your business now. That is all.


At Friday, December 09, 2005 11:31:00 am, Blogger elaine said...

I hate quizzes like this. They have certain subjective criteria that they slap onto to you.

I did this and it said that my life was below average in love and friendship. It's not. I have a lot of love in my life and I shouldn't be considered lacking in love because I don't have a partner.

Sure, it would be nice to have a partner, but I don't think that the only love worth rating is the love of a partner.

Sorry about ranting.

At Friday, December 09, 2005 11:52:00 am, Blogger sheriff of nothing said...

awww so sweet - so much lurrrvvvvve

At Friday, December 09, 2005 12:27:00 pm, Anonymous gav said...

is it possible to do a trade of some sort? I have an abundance of 'mind, body and spirit' points, but am sadly lacking in the love dept.

At Friday, December 09, 2005 12:31:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

I agree with you completely, Elaine.

(You certainly sound like you have a lot of love!) Just teasing.

Take no heed about what it told you. It was all lies. Except for what it told me. That was the truth.

Seriously, though - I have no doubt that these things are skewered and faulted in many ways. Shiver me timbers!

Thanks, Sheriff. There's always a lotta love in the House of BEVIS. :)

Gav, I'm happy with my Mind, Body & Spirit totals for now, but I'll let you know if I'm getting low. I'm not sure I like the idea of 'giving you some of my love', apart from in a purely platonic, blogger-to-blogger kibnf of 'respect' way.

At Friday, December 09, 2005 12:38:00 pm, Blogger Steph said...

I did that quiz. My life sucked harder than a $20 whore!!! *cries*

At Friday, December 09, 2005 1:28:00 pm, Anonymous John B. said...

Haha! According to some stupid internet quiz my life is better than yours. ;-p

So why do people still call me a jerk? ;-)

At Friday, December 09, 2005 1:39:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

John B. - I dunno ... maybe it's because of the way you break the news to people that your life is better than theirs ...

Steph - Sorry to hear that. Um, ... that's all I have to say ...

At Friday, December 09, 2005 1:48:00 pm, Blogger Clokeeeey! said...

I ran this a while ago. My score was similar to yours, maybe a little higher at 7.6. My love measure was in the 9.1 range too.

At Friday, December 09, 2005 2:16:00 pm, Blogger sublime-ation said...

Not that one again. Painful memories, Bev.

At Friday, December 09, 2005 2:20:00 pm, Blogger elaine said...

*feigns indignation*

bevis, I'll have you know that my housemate has never complained about the volume*!

ok, maybe there was that one time but it was only one...

*this could be because he is a little deaf

At Friday, December 09, 2005 4:08:00 pm, Blogger Riss said...

In-te-res-ting. I took the quiz. End result was about what I hoped for/expected. I've put it on my blog.

They asked me for advice - did that happen to anyone else?

At Friday, December 09, 2005 4:25:00 pm, Blogger elaine said...

yeah, that happened to me in the mental category.

I hope that means they thought I was smart not that they thought I was mental...

At Friday, December 09, 2005 4:26:00 pm, Blogger Riss said...

Ooh, Muppets question.

BEVIS, what do you think of the quality of the on-screen Muppett information on The Muppet Show Season One DVDs?

At Friday, December 09, 2005 4:31:00 pm, Blogger Riss said...

elaine - just shows you how well-adjusted a pirate can be.

I suppose you've got to be sharp if you're holding together a motley crew who could mutiny and make their captain walk the plank!

At Friday, December 09, 2005 4:56:00 pm, Anonymous Mr. Kahfarknarkle said...

Does anyone here like Elvira?

At Friday, December 09, 2005 5:36:00 pm, Blogger Riss said...

I think we addressed that question in an earlier post, mr. k.

At Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:05:00 am, Blogger Jobe said...

I did that ages ago. Got like 5. 2 for love. I thought that was a bit high.


At Saturday, December 10, 2005 7:11:00 pm, Anonymous gav said...

BEVIS said: "apart from in a purely platonic, blogger-to-blogger kibnf of 'respect' way."

Ummm, yeah - that's what I meant. Appreciate the slightly uncomfortable offer to receive your excess (platonic)love whenever it becomes available ... we'll ignore the rumours!

At Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:55:00 pm, Anonymous Goggle eyes said...

Non VSU. peace loving folks huh?

At Sunday, December 11, 2005 10:27:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Thanks everyone - I also did this thing a few months ago (whenever it was that Kranki posted about it on his blog), but I left the results sitting in draft until I wanted to post them (because I knew that one day I'd have nothing else to post about), that's all.


Thanks for your question, Riss. I will answer it in due course. Thanks also for the lovely day today!

Thanks for your question too, Goggle Eyes. I guess it shows that if you get people angry enough and pervert democracy to get an unfair Bill passed by using bribery, etc, the old 'cornered rat' theory will reveal itself. I don't for a moment condone that behaviour, but I understand where their heightened feelings of injustice and fury stem from. I also feel that the misbehaving minority have (once again, as with all things) tainted the entire populous with the same brush. It's not what the rest of us are about; just like September 11 is not what all Muslims are about (or how they would behave).

So please don't feel that the violent behaviour from this weekend 'represents' all anti-VSU people.

Time will show how all university students in Australia are going to suffer as a result of this decision going through. And as a nation, we've just taken massive steps backwards.

At Monday, December 12, 2005 10:36:00 am, Blogger scarlett said...

as for the quiz, i don't want to talk about it... as for the gov passing VSU, it's truly fucked. most infuriating are students who don't understand how their union works for them. as a participant in many an anti-VSU protest, those slimey turds in canberra, all having received the benefits of unions when doing their degrees, pass it during uni holidays! can this government get any worse?

At Monday, December 12, 2005 10:40:00 am, Blogger scarlett said...

p.s: i don't condone any violence unless someone flushes johnny's head down the toilet.

At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 4:56:00 pm, Blogger LadyCracker said...

Bevis, i havem't done your meem. I'm sorry but the work crisis is building to a head and I can't think about anything else.


At Tuesday, December 13, 2005 4:58:00 pm, Blogger LadyCracker said...

see what I mean? I can't even spell at the moment

At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 12:36:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

No worries, LC. In your own time. (Or not at all, if that's what you're really saying.) Either way, please don't feel pressured by me.

No stress. :)

At Saturday, December 17, 2005 1:32:00 pm, Blogger Riss said...

Glad you enjoyed last Sunday. Have a nice Christmas with the fam and we'll have you over again for something a little smaller (in terms of people, not food) in the New Year, I promise.


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