Puppet Injustice - Part 1

Not many of you will know this, but The Electric Mayhem lost a member early in their career. His name was Lips, and he was the shaggy-blonde-haired guy who played trumpet.

Lips didn't say very much, but he enjoyed laughing at the jokes made by others in the band, who were supposed to be his friends and bandmates.

It must be said that his trumpet solos were outstanding (even for a human, with real lungs and, ... er, well ... lips), but when he vanished from the band, no one said a damn thing.

That's right - hang your heads in shame, people! While The Electric Mayhem went on to a fabulous career without their former trumpeter, some of us were left wondering what had happened to Lips.

Well, wonder no more. I found him.

Wait, no - that's my grandfather. Here he is. And you'll all be pleased to hear that he met a wonderful woman who became his adoring wife. And they got a dog.