Burning Question # 1: Extinguished
Question: "Do you know the way to San Jose?"
Answer: Take the 680 south from Pleasanton and you can't miss it. (Note: If you start heading north-west, you've gone too far.)
posted by BEVIS @ 5:05 am
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Saturday, January 07, 2006
Answer: Take the 680 south from Pleasanton and you can't miss it. (Note: If you start heading north-west, you've gone too far.)
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berry good mr bevis
A Muppet question for you Sir Bevis! What did they call the Swedish Chef in Sweden? I can assure you they did not find the idea of a bumbling, idiot chef of their nationality to be amusing for some reason, so the character was renamed there.
Thanks for that Bevis.
I was I afraid I may go wrong and lose my way.
Then I'd never be able to find peace of mind (in San Jose).
Cheers, MG. :)
Thanks John B. This is something I already know the answer to, and will be happy to go into details in a separate post shortly. :)
A question for you in the meantime, though - would your favourite Muppet happen to be, perchance, The Swedish Chef?
I seem to recall that your first question was also about him, that's all ...
Magical_M, I'm glad I could help. The only reason I know is because I've got a lot of friends in San Jose, and they've got a lot of space. If you're ever there and looking for a hotel, I just know there'll be a place where you can stay.
I just know it.
I have one muppet relation question. was the frog ever make the sex with the mrs piggy? If yes, how? For me is an impossible. the pigs are mamals and make the sex as the peoples but the frogs are reptilics and are prefer external sexuals, that is just make the semens on the females back.
so bevis, if you were a muppet which one would you be.
and would you have sexual relations with the other muppets?
i think you are a plushie. do you know what plushies are?
oh, fuck again with the plushies!
lie low my friend. lie low.
tell us how to play it.
[sharpens tongue in preparation for verbal attacks and puts on bouncy shoes in readiness to spring to defence of friend's honour.]
ha
Dear Gianluca, thanks for bringing that up (it was really helpful, as you can see). I think the point of the Kermit / Miss Piggy romance was purely for the opportunity to feature child-like romanticism and a love sub-plot in Muppet shows and movies; I don't think the characters were ever going to have to emulate sexual relations at any point. I'm sure that even if they did, however, they are only puppets so any such sexual relations would still not be required.
Sheriff of Nothing: No, not really. It's just a little crazy around here.
Dear Mary K, thanks for your questions. If I was a Muppet I would be Rowlf, because he is the epitome of the perfect Muppet (to my mind). If I were a Muppet I would not have sexual relations with other Muppets, as they are only puppets and not real. I am fully aware of what plushies are (I saw the same episode of CSI), but I'm sorry to inform you that I am not one myself. I'm sure you would have liked that, but alas, you'll have to come up with something a lot more clever and original than that.
MG: Thanks again for being ready to fight. :) I meant to tell you yesterday (but forgot, sorry) that Neighbours is back tonight, which actually means it's starting in five minutes. (!) Hopefully you already know this, will stumble upon it yourself, or will read this in the next few. Apologies for the tardy reminder (I haven't seen a single ad about it yet myself, so I'm assuming TV Week is correct - it is the Television Addict's Bible, after all!).
bum!
i missed it!
what happened??????
Bevis - "Where have all the flowers gone?"
bevis, watched it tonight.
oh. my. god.
evil harold is still with us. he hasn't snapped out of it. and it will continue.
i think you were wrong about seeing boyd with old gf, it was janae on the couch. but you did qualify that you couldn't be certain about it.
i love it.
then we watched, eastenders. i used to watch it years ago on cable in istanbul. of course there are loads of new people, but still some oldies. and all the stories are different. but it was funny to watch, in contrast with neighbours.
same, and yet different.
i taped neighbours for princess, and we'll have an intenso catch-up session on the weekend before she goes back to school.
Hi Clokes, are you providing me with more burning questions? Nice one, thanks. I have heaps on the back burner (pun intended), so I will add it to the list. Cheers.
And MG, thank you for the correction. (Please note, I point out gently and with a great amount of care and respect, that I have already corrected myself in a comment I left on my Neighbours post (ie. not this one about San Jose). But I understand you're having an emotionally-trying time at the moment with all the 'Krazy Karen' shenanigans, so as they say: "No harm, no foul".)
:)
i know bevie. i came to this thread first. so i am humbled.
and excited, neighbours is on in a little over an hour.
oh and i have a question for you.
i've always wanted to know, how much is that doggy in the window?
You people are going to have to stop stealing all my draft post ideas!!
:)
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