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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Name And Shame

Just a tip: If you're gonna drive through two lanes of traffic, holding your mobile phone to your ear and chatting away, oblivious to the cars around you swerving everywhere to avoid your stupid, reckless, dangerous and inconsiderate weaving around between the two lanes, you'd be wise not to do it in a van that's plastered with your mobile number on all sides, genius.

In my opinion, if people wanted to make never-ending anonymous nuisance calls to 0418 744 232 by way of making you learn the error of your ways before you cause someone's death, I wouldn't say that'd be the worst thing in the world ...


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9 Comments:

At Saturday, August 04, 2007 4:16:00 am, Blogger Kris said...

That is hilarious, perhaps he was talking to someone who calling about his bad driving?

 
At Tuesday, August 07, 2007 11:14:00 am, Blogger kiki said...

OMG Bevis,

please take this down!
i can't handle these calls anymore!!

OMG< me so funny. i don't even have a car. or that number

 
At Wednesday, August 15, 2007 7:07:00 pm, Blogger Stiletto said...

if that's the guys actual phonenumber you're a genious!!

 
At Thursday, August 16, 2007 11:28:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Oh, I assure you it is.

And for that matter, I assure you I am!

:)

Welcome, by the way.

 
At Sunday, August 19, 2007 3:01:00 pm, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

X

 
At Sunday, September 02, 2007 10:12:00 pm, Blogger littlefaeriegirl said...

stop playing on facebook and blog something*

*wonderfully kind comment copied and pasted into the comments section of your tv blog too

xx

 
At Monday, September 03, 2007 8:14:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Excellent point and well made.*

* Wonderfully gracious response copied and pasted into the comments section of my TV blog, too.

xx

 
At Tuesday, September 04, 2007 7:18:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

god! i just CANNOT STAND the pompous, mummier-than-thou thing you get going on. please, for the love of the baby jesus, just stop. you're not a freak, you're middle-aged male harpy.

 
At Wednesday, September 05, 2007 8:53:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Pfft - that's hilarious!

 

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