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Monday, June 18, 2007

Damn Trespassers!

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he'd planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, because he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten-litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

When he got closer, he saw that several young women were skinny-dipping in his dam. He cleared his throat so the young women were aware of his presence, and they all scampered down to the deep end of the dam.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."


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3 Comments:

At Monday, June 18, 2007 11:03:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha...that's a classic.

Good job.

 
At Tuesday, June 19, 2007 6:26:00 pm, Blogger Ann ODyne said...

we need a joke today.
thanks.
feeling so sad for the family of that Good Samaritan who was murdered.

 
At Wednesday, June 20, 2007 8:37:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Yep, I'm trying to keep things light and entertaining in the face of increasing sadness.

I have a serious news-related post in draft that I'm working on. It'll probably be ready next week.

Until then, let's try to keep smiling ...

 

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