I Blogged Myself

Why do you always come here? I guess we'll never know. It's like a kind of torture, To read this blog, y'know.

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Meet Wifey

Blogsphere? Wifey.

Wifey? Blogsphere.

I thought it'd be good to properly introduce you guys, seeing as neither of you is terribly familiar with the other. You're both great, though (and yet you each have your faults, as well. For example, Wifey's too gorgeous).

For all you bloggers out there, I've taken a leaf out of Kranki's book and created an animated version of Wifey. This is she:

See? Gorgeous, huh? Told you so.

And Wifey? Because you need to know what the average blogger looks like, here's a realistic example:

Note the lack of pants, which is essential for any blogger who logs on from home. The alternative to this is the blogger who accesses the blogsphere at work. In this instance, they look very much like any other professional, except for that cagey look on their face as they post comments and hope not to get caught by their supervisor.

In a future post, you'll all get to see an animated version of me. Look forward to that one.

*Make your own female caricature here.*
*Make your own male caricature here.*


At Thursday, September 29, 2005 10:13:00 am, Blogger elaine said...

She's just like a princess!

At Thursday, September 29, 2005 10:25:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Except more gorgeous.

At Thursday, September 29, 2005 11:19:00 am, Blogger elaine said...

Of course. That goes without saying.

I don't think I've said it before but I'm really quite pleased for you that you have wifey.

At Thursday, September 29, 2005 11:43:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Me too!

The only loser in the situation is Wifey, then. :)

At Thursday, September 29, 2005 1:47:00 pm, Anonymous Wifey said...

Thanks Bevis for picking a good picture! Forgive my ignorance, but who is Blogsphere? Is that a reference to all bloggers or is it a particular person? Anyway, i think you're gorgeous too, i've always loved little green frogs. Seriously, i love you lots, thank God you're all mine!

At Thursday, September 29, 2005 2:05:00 pm, Blogger Riss said...

On Friday night I will be fortunate enough to be graced with her presence.

Lucky me!

At Thursday, September 29, 2005 3:32:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Ladies and gentlemen ... my wife.

*polite applause*

Wifey: Yes, 'Blogsphere' is just one term used to describe all bloggers in general, or the 'world of bloggers', in the same way that the term 'Buffyverse' refers to the universe in which Buffy and Angel 'exist'.

Riss: Yes, you will be. As long as you return her in good nick.

Elaine: I don't think I've said it before, but thank you. :)

You've all been a great audience. Good night.

*polite applause*

At Friday, September 30, 2005 8:14:00 am, Blogger Riss said...

That create-a-doll thing is great. I could spend _hours_ fiddling with that.

At Friday, September 30, 2005 2:09:00 pm, Blogger Channy said...

Bevis and Wifey are great. I hope Wifey is less scared of Blogsphere now :-) And the animated pic of Wifey looks so much like her it's scary :-)

At Friday, September 30, 2005 6:35:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Riss: And I have.

Stay tuned ...

Channy: Yes, it certainly does, doesn't it. (And she's fine, don't worry.)



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