I Blogged Myself

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Special Guest Post: MC Hammer

Hey - wassup, y'all?




At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 3:35:00 pm, Blogger Ang said...

Bevis, I am blaming the death of my blog on you...you said it, and now it is dead! Where is my blog? ARRRGGHHH!!!

At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 3:51:00 pm, Anonymous MC Hammer said...

Hammer don't play dat way.

Hammer time!

At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 9:16:00 pm, Blogger Steph said...

I found it before you ( and i found it on RevTims blog, who found it on someone elses)

You can't touch this!

At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:05:00 pm, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

bevis i see kranki on mc's blog, but not you. are you shy to say hi to him?

i don't know any of his music but he's got cute kids.

i like the idea of famous people really writing their own blogs.

speaking to the people.

At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 11:37:00 pm, Anonymous MC Hammer said...

Yo, respect!

Hammer don't dig no angst, Stephy. BEVIS got my link from dat woman by da name o' Quirkie, back in February. He says you should go check this out, in tha comments section. But he also says he's graceful in victory, so he won't be pullin' no punches an' struttin' 'round like he owns tha joint an' stuff. He was linking a whole host of whacked-out celebs when he did this post, and then Quirkie threw the man a bone and gave him mine. So glad she did, too - BEVIS is my biaatch! He says he saw your post about my blog not long ago, but he's had mine linked here since 27th Feb, girl. Damn!

MelbourneGirl, BEVIS an' I got a bit of a thang goin' on, you know what I'm sayin' girl? I say he da man and he say I'm da man, and we is each other's dog, bitches! Props for the props on my kids, woman. I knows where it's at! An' I like to write on my blog and tell all da people how my career may be in the crapper, but my life jus' coul'n' be happier!

Man, I can feel a chorus comin' on. Where's a pen? I gotta get me a pen! Damn!

Hammer time!

At Thursday, March 23, 2006 8:19:00 am, Blogger abetterjulie said...

yeah, cause that's not annoying...

At Thursday, March 23, 2006 3:37:00 pm, Anonymous MC Hammer said...


I can't touch that!

At Friday, March 24, 2006 11:34:00 am, Blogger MelbourneGirl said...

i'm sure i wrote something here about my leg starting to hurt.

what happened? bevis, did you edit it??

At Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:29:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Nope; I never saw any such comment. It mustn't have come through, sorry.

MC Hammer might have done something with it, though. He's been taking care of this post, not me.

At Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:31:00 am, Anonymous MC Hammer said...

Wazzin't me! Beautiful girls can talk to me about their legs anytime. Damn!

Hammer time!

At Saturday, March 25, 2006 12:31:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Back off, Hammer. You can't touch this. She's engaged.

And you're married.


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