Hang On A Minute!

I just have to re-dress one particular photo I used in my post yesterday:



Can you see the utter stupidity taking place in that photo?

Here, take a closer look.



It's like a train crash about to happen. Time has slowed down and I want to scream out "No, you idiot! Not that one!". How can we stand idly by and just watch as this train of stupidity closes in on the lorry truck of embarrassment that's stuck across the train tracks of humiliation and about to explode in a fire ball of shame?

What's going on in the mind of the woman on the left? Do you still not see the problem? Take a really close look.



Why isn't she putting her yellow disc in the column that already has three red discs in it? She can't possibly win (or even get close) with the column she's about to drop her yellow disc into. But she could stop her ugly friend from winning, if she'd just move two columns to her left!

And this image was taken from a site actually promoting the game! What kind of idiots do they think play Connect 4? Why would they imply that their target audience can't even work out how to play the game?

First of all they make it jumbo-sized for the complete morons in the community to be able to play the game, then they advertise it by showing how much 'fun' two grown women can have playing Connect 4 in their backyard.* And to top it all off, they illustrate how ridiculously retarded you have to be to play the game!

Oh no, ... don't even try to tell me that the constipated ugly chick on the right, bending over to pretend she's carefully studying the gigantic, impossible-to-miss playing pieces in front of her as if she can barely make them out, just so she can hide the fact that she has a turtle-head beginning to poke out and she's deperate to win the game and rush inside to go to the toilet ... don't tell me she's actually a man!



Arrgghh!!

This whole thing is a disgrace, and I'm getting way too worked up about it. I'm going to go have a lie-down.


* Does anybody actually know a thirty-year-old woman who would enjoy playing jumbo-sized Connect 4 in her backyard? If so, please report her to the authorities.