I Blogged Myself

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Monday, September 04, 2006

What's Your Poison Slogan?

La Nadine and Elaine drew my attention to this last Friday.*

* I think this may be a new low. I didn't create the site in question, nor did I blog about it first. In fact, I didn't even copy the idea to blog about it. I copied the idea to copy the idea to blog about a site I didn't create. Am I lame or what?!**

** Don't answer that.

Anyway, the idea is you type in your name (or a product you need to advertise, purportedly), and it generates a random slogan for you. Keep doing it, and watch the hilarious results flood in!

Some of mine so far include:

"But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of BEVIS."

"All BEVIS, All The Time."

"Put A BEVIS In Your Tank."
(No, that's what Wifey did.)

"A BEVIS Works Wonders."

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a BEVIS?"
(Oh my!)

"Top Breeders Recommend BEVIS." (Hmm, not sure who they've been talking to ...)

"Silly Rabbit, BEVIS is for Kids." (?? - The logic's bizarre, but you can't argue with the findings.)

"Nothing Sucks Like A BEVIS." (Too true, too true. As this post demonstrates.)

Then I thought I'd finish off on a couple of slogans for Wifey, and look what it said:

"Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Wifey." (I tell ya, it's like it knows us!)

And then finally:

"You've Always Got Time For Wifey."

And on that note, I'll speak to you later.

[logs off to spend time with Wifey***]

*** Four weeks today; one month from two days ago ... it won't be long now until two become three. Kind of like that Spice Girls song "When Two Become One", only in reverse.



At Monday, September 04, 2006 4:59:00 pm, Blogger problematic said...

Do you know what the secret is,
The aroma of sweetness,
Where the real treat is?
A sprinkin' of BEVIS!

At Tuesday, September 05, 2006 1:23:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

My goodness, was that really a slogan you found on the site? Or are you just waxing lyrical about your personal devotion to me?


Either way, it's pretty amazing!

At Monday, September 18, 2006 11:23:00 pm, Blogger noshie said...

Let the Noshie Begin.


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