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Monday, May 01, 2006

Brilliant Twist

Even if you don't watch Big Brother, you've got to admit that this is a very cruel/clever twist to play on the House Mates:

Last night ...

"Anna, Camilla, it's time to go."

"... Oh, wait. Just step in here a moment."

"Welcome to the Revenge Room. You will stay here for two days, creating havoc within the House for your former House Mates. If you do a good job and remain undetected, you'll go back into the House. If not, you'll be evicted for real. Now, let's sit back and watch the footage of who nominated you for eviction and why, shall we?"

"Start plotting your revenge, girls."

This morning ...

"Krystal and Tilli are up first for a hot shower. Would you like the hot water to run out?"

"Yes please, Big Brother! Haha!"


The 'women scorned' have already crept in and stolen most of the House Mates' toilet paper, and put itching powder in Krystal's bed. They're talking about putting lots of salt in the House Mates' food and stealing the chocolate they've just bought in their weekly shopping. Additionally, Big Brother has charged the girls with going back in and stealing some of the other girls' outfits that they can wear back in to the House tomorrow night.

Will they come up with lots of other nasty little tricks to play on the others? And how will the House Mates react when they find out what they've been doing and that they're coming back inside, having heard their nomination votes?

Interesting times ...



At Monday, May 01, 2006 7:05:00 pm, Blogger Jeremy said...

Do they actually come up with any "revenge" themselves, or do they just go along with whatever "Big Brother" suggests?

"Would you like to spit in their food?"
"Hee, hee, yes! They nominated us! We hates them forever!"

At Monday, May 01, 2006 7:48:00 pm, Blogger Living in Canberra said...

Good twist, although the way it was handled on the show was so out of the way evictions usually go that it should have flagged to at least some housemates that something fishy was going on. Also, its only a temporary win for Camilla and Anna if they get back in, as surely they'll just get nominated again and evicted pretty quickly.

At Wednesday, May 03, 2006 4:31:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

MrLefty, they came up with some ideas, but it would appear (from what I could see) that Big Brother had pre-conceived ideas of what forms the revenge should take. The itching powder was even sitting their in advance for them to use! I found your little piece of dialogue to be very amusing - much better than mine!

Living in Canberra, I agree - they didn't use the canned cheering from the fake crowd anywhere near enough. Also, according to the BB website, apparently some of the Housemates actually did get suspicious after they were evicted (and before any revenge took place)! And your point about Camilla and Anna only winning temporarily is completely valid. As I think they've already started to demonstrate ...


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