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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

So Just Who Is This 'Bevis' Chap, Anyway?

I'm gunna sue those suckers who write for The Twilight Zone! Who gave them permission to write a true-to-life account of my personal situation like this as one of their episodes?!!

Click here to see what I mean.

I can't believe how accurately they managed to re-tell the whole encounter! I mean, who told them?

Was it you?


At Wednesday, August 24, 2005 7:58:00 pm, Anonymous John B. said...

Ha ha ha...but seriously.
I'd like to congratulate you on a great blog. It has found it's way into my Internet Explorer favourites...and I can't seem to get rid of it. Is that the result of some virus you have embedded in the page?
Anyway, I just wanted to say that I really like the fact that you are bringing Captain Dingbat to the attention of the general public. I've personally had the honour of serving under the Captain in the 5th Buffoon regiment in Afganistan, and his bravery in the face hysterically, laughing enemy troops was commendable. I was wondering if you had the time, if you'd indulge the reading public in a little of the Captain's history? I know you have spent some time at his country estate and perhaps heard some of his more bawdy stories.

yours fictionally,

Lt Harrington Blunderbust

At Wednesday, August 24, 2005 10:43:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

Dear Lt Harrington Blunderbust,

My! A real, fictional Lieutenant! I can't hardly believe it enough to hold in me waters!

Thank you, sir, for your encouraging and cheerful comments. Your request strikes a chord and I will endeavour to reply in kind over the coming days.

It's a jolly good suggestion of yours, and I think you're right - it's high-time that some of the Captain's more amusing and entertaining exploits were made known to the general public.

Stay tuned ...

At Thursday, August 25, 2005 8:53:00 am, Blogger Channy said...

Heh, heh, heh. I can't wait to hear more about Captain Dingbat. Thanks to the Lt. How's Homer going Bevis? I hope he hasn't eaten all the donuts!

At Thursday, August 25, 2005 11:40:00 am, Blogger la nadine said...

sorry bevis, i just can't help myself sometimes.

its one of the MANY things i'm working on with my therpaist.

At Thursday, August 25, 2005 1:11:00 pm, Anonymous greg brady said...

I think it was Harry Hooplar

At Saturday, August 27, 2005 5:42:00 pm, Anonymous her radicalness said...

As much as it is all laughy laughy, 'Haha, look - the Twilight Zone has an episode about someone with the same name as me', this guy sounds a lot like you. Sorry, but you are that kind of person - goofy, kind, and aware of what makes you truly happy.

Ha! Did you see the way I went all genuine there? That'll learn ya.

*wishes she had a Twilight Zone episode with her name in it*


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