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Friday, April 13, 2007

Hilarious Howard

Irrespective of your views on Australian politics, you'd have to agree that having a bumbling Mr Sheen as Prime Minister of our country for so long has certainly provided us with our fair share of laughs.

So it's in honour of our tragic PM that I present to you ...

The Top Ten Moments
In John Howard's Political Career

Number 10:
“John Howard Farted”

Number 9:
“Young Johnny Howard, Lady Killer"
(Lawyers' note: Not homicidally)

Number 8:
“Kiss Me, You Fool”

Number 7:
“John Howard Drunk”

Number 6:
“John Howard Tying His Shoelaces”

Number 5:
“John Howard’s Senior Prom”

Number 4:
“John Howard Does 'The YMCA' With His Homies”

Number 3:
“John Howard Is Stupid”

Number 2:
“The Von Howard Family Singers”

And in the Number 1 position:
“John Howard Plays Cricket"
(watch it here)

In honour of the man who is John Howard (John Howard, if you’re wondering), I found this collection of clips on YouTube that represent the man in the best possible light. YouTube - is there anything it can’t do?*

* The washing.

Whoops, no – I’m wrong about that.



At Friday, April 13, 2007 3:44:00 pm, Blogger meva said...

The only time we're not laughing at John Howard is when we're crying over him.

Well done, Bevis. A very nice collection.

At Saturday, April 14, 2007 10:31:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice Bevis. But I've never met John Haward.:)

At Sunday, April 15, 2007 11:02:00 am, Blogger thanh7580 said...

Very very funny. I really like the I'm Next To Stupid one and the Tying His Shoelaces one.

You should do one on George Bush Junior. There's so much material out there, it would be hard to find the best of the best of Bush's stupidity. The one where he used binoculars with the covers still one would be up there, along with the one where he tried to open a fake studio door after a news conference and couldn't get it open.

At Sunday, April 15, 2007 7:16:00 pm, Blogger Steph said...

Comedy GOLD! He's the dorkiest Prime Minister Australia has ever had. And THAT'S saying something.

At Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:27:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah I think Bush is very stupid, too:)

At Friday, April 20, 2007 2:32:00 pm, Blogger BEVIS said...

I hope you people have all looked at that "this collection of clips" link from this post - it's FAR funnier than anything I've come up with!

At Friday, April 20, 2007 10:29:00 pm, Blogger Ariel said...

Love it. Esp. the near-kiss with Bush. And the compromising Costello shot. If only he was the harmelss dork he appears to be, though ...

At Tuesday, May 22, 2007 9:02:00 pm, Blogger Mystie01 said...

NO video makes John Howard look good. They make him look like the DAWK that he is. If I happened to be walking behind him in the video I'd want my face to be blurred out too so as not to be seen breathing the same air as him. Everything he does is staged, especially the dumb 'meet the troops' shots. How embarrassing to have Mr Sheen as our leader, good grief. Not to mention how the environment and freedom of speech, along with many other vital things, are rapidly disappearing down the toilet since he's been in a position of power. Australian's whatever possessed you?! NEVER do that again. History forgotten is history repeated.

At Monday, May 28, 2007 11:36:00 am, Blogger BEVIS said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mystie01, Mr Howard's publicist.


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